grand wizard re-opening

Once again, my creative ambition outweighs my apathy (don't worry, not by much). So it's time for some new posts, and this lovely new design that only took three years to make. Here's some of the things you can expect to get here:

Words. This one I think is self-explanatory.

Explosive diarrhea. Did you eat the chili? I told you not to eat the chili.

Some light humor. The bulk of my discussions will center on policy analysis, but I always try to throw in a quip here and there.

The plague. Oh, what the hell! Plague for everyone! There's plenty to go around!

Kung fu action grip. Batteries not included (or necessary). Action figure sold separtely (on eBay).

Also, if you click those circles at the bottom of the page, you'll be overwhelmed by a barrage of colors.