the random gibberish section:
Sunday, April 02, 2006april fools, you just lost an hour of your lifelast night as an april fools joke, i killed two police officers. then i realized april fools day was technically over, it was already april 2nd! i guess the joke's on me! hang on a second, someone is banging on my door really hard...
posted by hans blix at 5:55 AM
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About me: age: 7.8p gender: yes please location: right behind you! occupation: douchebag hobbies: encouraging people to fall down; amateur reconnaissance; grave-robbing; glue honors & distinctions: world record for smallest chicken salad sandwich; owner of a red volvo who left the lights on former positions: marketing director; copy boy; 14th moon of Neptune; german shepherd circumference: 0.45 km Greetings from Earth. Welcome to version 4.5 of the #1 Albanian website for dictionary maintenance and farming equipment photography. Here you will find all the information you'll ever need regarding the design and construction of unattractive but functional bird houses. Then you'll receive an honorary bachelor's degree in ovine cosmetology from our unaccredited board of robotic professors. So browse around the site, and tell your friends not to drink and drive. -the janitor
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