When in the presence of a female, males apparently become sexually excited, and may attempt to copulate with objects other than female Kakapo.

Currently listening: ethiopiques, vol. 4
Mood: Salty

I updated the stuff over there on the right side of the page. No, your other right. There you go.

I also fixed the roof, painted the kitchen, finished my disseration, satisfied your mom, wrote a book of poetry, declared war on Russia, and ate a box of crackers.

Finally, I'd like to congratulate Eric Newbaum of Portland, OR for winning the trivia contest. He correctly guessed the name of my psychiatrist's dog: Xerxes. Keep watching your mail, Eric; you should be receiving your prize shortly. It's an authentic mbuto mask from the Kota people of eastern Gabon, which I won at a carnival ring toss booth. All the rest of you, better luck next time.