there's no debate in the world
me: jesus, remember when i was walking on the beach after that party and there were two sets of footprints cuz you were walking with me? but then there was just one set.. what the hell happened to you, man?
j.c.: dude, that's when i was carrying you. don't you remember that?
me: clearly not, or i wouldn't have asked you. man i must have blacked out.
j.c.: i sure as hell remember, you're fuckin heavy. i dropped you in the sand like five times, you don't remember that at all?
me: actually i can't remember anything from that night, i must have been really faced.
j.c.: yeah you were pretty bad. i think we need to have a talk about that.. karen and i are really concerned about you...