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Hillary Clinton appeared on Leno tonight and used a hilarious phrase to describe her Bosnia lie: "mismatch of words and actions." That shit should be in Webster's.
posted by hans blix at 1:54 AM
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Friday, April 04, 2008 |
About me: age: 7.8p gender: yes please location: right behind you! occupation: douchebag hobbies: encouraging people to fall down; amateur reconnaissance; grave-robbing; glue honors & distinctions: world record for smallest chicken salad sandwich; owner of a red volvo who left the lights on former positions: marketing director; copy boy; 14th moon of Neptune; german shepherd circumference: 0.45 km Greetings from Earth. Welcome to version 4.5 of the #1 Albanian website for dictionary maintenance and farming equipment photography. Here you will find all the information you'll ever need regarding the design and construction of unattractive but functional bird houses. Then you'll receive an honorary bachelor's degree in ovine cosmetology from our unaccredited board of robotic professors. So browse around the site, and tell your friends not to drink and drive. -the janitor
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